SKITLOSS

THE WORLD'S FIRST DIGITAL CANDY FOR PEOPLE WHO KEEP LOSING MONEY

Skitloss

YOU'RE NOT YOU WHEN YOU'RE DOWN BAD

Skitloss pack
$SKITLOSS
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THE FEEDER

Somebody in your life is losing money right now. Feed them a Skitloss.

SKITLOSS DISPENSER v1.0

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DIRECTIONS FOR USE

  1. Identify a person who is down bad.
  2. Type them into the machine.
  3. Press the big button.
  4. They receive one (1) rainbow.

FIVE FLAVORS OF LOSS

Every bag is a balanced diet of everything that has ever gone wrong.

NUTRITION FACTS

Serving size 1 PILL (20 g)
Servings per bag ∞

PNL per serving−650
PNL per bag−154,000
Copium92%
Hopium140%
Conviction0%
Rainbow (artificial)100%
Exit liquidityyou

Percent daily values based on a portfolio that is already down. Contains rainbow. May contain traces of regret, leverage and one very confident group chat.

THE TREATMENT

01

YOU LOSE MONEY

Standard. Happens on a Tuesday. Happens on a Sunday. Happens while you sleep.

02

YOU TAKE A SKITLOSS

One pill. Green and white. Tastes like the colour purple and a margin call.

03

THE RAINBOW ENTERS

Within 4 seconds the loss is no longer red. It is six colours. Scientifically easier to look at.

04

YOU ARE YOU AGAIN

The chart did not move. You did.

LIVE WARD

Patients currently under rainbow.

HOW TO GET DOSED

1

GET A WALLET

Phantom or any Solana wallet. Free. Takes a minute.

2

FUND IT

Send SOL. The amount you were going to lose anyway.

3

SWAP FOR $SKITLOSS

Paste the contract above. Confirm. Do not think about it.

4

TASTE THE LOSS

Congratulations. You are now medicated.

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